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Wiseacre
19 June 2017 @ 08:00 am
  • Mon, 10:07: RT @UrsulaV: I want to make a joke, but I just keep gazing at this tiny, perfect gem of wrongness. Like a massive flaw in search of a diamo…
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16 June 2017 @ 08:00 am
 
 
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02 April 2017 @ 08:00 am
  • Sun, 06:32: RT @Phil_Lewis_: This is the best video on the Internet currently. https://t.co/KPNZddth5S
  • Sun, 06:35: RT @ErinEph: You have to wait 30 days to buy a gun but Amazon Prime only takes 2 days to ship live bees, no questions asked.
  • Sun, 06:36: RT @Stefmara: Raise your hand (retweet) if you (or know someone who) have ever taken birth control for health reasons, & not just to preven…
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01 April 2017 @ 08:00 am
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21 March 2017 @ 08:00 am
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20 March 2017 @ 08:00 am
  • Mon, 10:17: Listen to me very carefully: you can have my double space after a sentence when you pry it from my cold, dead hands. Not till then.
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Wiseacre
14 March 2017 @ 08:00 am
  • Tue, 02:59: RT @DeathStarPR: We don't mean to brag, but we wiped out all health care, unemployment and education issues on Alderaan. Just saying. #Deat
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13 March 2017 @ 08:00 am
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12 March 2017 @ 08:00 am
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11 March 2017 @ 08:00 am
  • Fri, 13:52: RT @loresjoberg: According to the 10,000 hour rule, I'm an expert at sleeping and masturbating.
  • Fri, 13:55: RT @ferretthimself: Nothing I write will ever be half as popular as the song about the ant climbing a rubber tree plant. This is the truth…
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10 March 2017 @ 08:00 am
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24 February 2017 @ 08:00 am
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21 February 2017 @ 08:00 am
  • Tue, 10:35: Merkin. Why does this word exist? WHY IS THERE A WORD FOR THAT?
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15 February 2017 @ 08:00 am
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Wiseacre
22 January 2017 @ 08:00 am
  • Sat, 23:50: RT @anamariecox: When they tell you easily disprovable lies, it means they aren’t worried about being caught. They believe power can shape…
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24 October 2016 @ 10:31 am
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23 September 2016 @ 09:17 am
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21 September 2016 @ 08:00 am
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10 September 2016 @ 08:00 am
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06 September 2016 @ 08:00 am
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