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25 April 2009 @ 01:11 am
Hax of the Day  

I am stunned and amazed by this metaphor.  Carolyn Hax, talking about whether or not married couples should avoid the friendship of attractive singles and their tempting hott dating stories:
If the only way you can keep your boat from sinking is to put it in dry dock, then that's a choice you and your husband need to make together, I would suggest after as open a discussion as possible.  If your boat really is leaking, I also wouldn't suggest blaming it all on the ocean.
 
 
Current Mood: impressedimpressed
 
 
 
Plaidplaidomatic on April 25th, 2009 05:21 am (UTC)
Screw that. We just boink other people together.
Wiseacreewin on April 27th, 2009 02:07 am (UTC)
I hate to have to be the one to say this, but...

YER GONNA NEED A BIGGER BOAT!!
Plaidplaidomatic on April 27th, 2009 04:39 am (UTC)
True dat
Радаdigitalemur on April 25th, 2009 01:33 pm (UTC)
Wow, I could stand to lose a lot of friends if the married couples I know started doing that. I mean, I'm carefully quiet about the nonmonogamy but I'm not secretive... clearly I'm a threat.

And yeah, don't blame the ocean if you haven't a) waterproofed your damn boat or b) come to a mature and truly consensual agreement about, er, scuppering other people.
Wiseacreewin on April 27th, 2009 02:07 am (UTC)
*giggles* Scuppering. Heh heh.
Plaidplaidomatic on April 27th, 2009 04:44 am (UTC)
Eek! I don't want to be scuppered!
Andrew Kaufmanmarmota on April 27th, 2009 01:12 am (UTC)
I've heard it as "Don't curse the breeze if you can't keep your trousers on.".

Although for other commentary with regard to the *positive* merits of leaky boats...

The Jumblies, by Edward Lear
They went to sea in a Sieve, they did, In a Sieve they went to sea: (http://poetry.eserver.org/jumblies.txt)

Edited at 2009-04-27 01:16 am (UTC)
Wiseacreewin on April 27th, 2009 02:06 am (UTC)
Well now.

That just makes me happy. :)