Anyway, here's the meme, and without text to copy from other instances of this meme, I'll just wing it: here are some movie quotes. I went more for "I like this quote" than for "Nobody will ever guess THIS one". Identify the movies! I'll give credit to whoever gets them first. No Googling allowed unless you are a prideless troglodyte.
Unless you think troglodytes are cool. It's kind of a cool word, actually. I'd have to really stop and think before I could be offended by someone calling me that.
1. "Maybe I'll just sit here and bleed at you." -- Brick, as guessed by newbabel
2. "My God... it even has a watermark." -- American Psycho, as guessed by geogre
3. "Who would claim to be that... who was not?" -- Untouchables, as guessed by jjhunter
4. "Other people have told me that before, and it was meaningless. When you say it, I hear it." -- Requiem for a Dream, as guessed by geogre
5. "He offered you parts in Cats? I thought you hated Cats. You said it was an all time low in a lifetime of theatre going. You said, 'Aeschylus did not invent the theatre to have it end up a bunch of chorus kids in cat suits prancing around wondering which of them will go to kitty-cat heaven'."
6. "Of course it's dark, it's a suicide note." -- The Royal Tenenbaums, as guessed by havenstone
7. "Even Hell has its heros, señor." -- The Ninth Gate, as guessed by geogre
8. "There is a war on. How is it you are going to Kentucky?" "Well, we kinda face to the north and then, real sudden-like, turn left." -- The Last of the Mohicans, as guessed by mike_b
9. "Friend, some of your foldin' money's come unstole." -- O Brother, Where Art Thou, as guessed by clockworktomato
10. "Your naive idiocy makes me VERY ANGRY!" -- Lawnmower Man, as guessed by geogre, FTW!!
11. "Have you been sexually molested yet? Because I can circle the block."
12. "I am a bearer, I am a dwelling, I am a messenger..." "You are an idiot!" -- The Last Unicorn, as guessed by ayakashi_fox
13. "We aren't here to make things perfect. The snowflakes are perfect... the stars are perfect. Not us. Not us! We are here to ruin ourselves and to break our hearts and love the wrong people and die!"
14. "You're not a bad guy, you know. You're just not a very good one."
15. "We knew the girls were really women in disguise, that they understood love, and even death, and that our job was merely to create the noise that seemed to fascinate them." -- The Virgin Suicides, as guessed by clockworktomato
16. "How great is it for you that I'm not intimidated by your brilliance?"
17. "You've glazed my wife in dried piss!"
18. "I'm expendable! I'm the guy in the episode who dies to prove how serious the situation is! I've gotta get outta here!" -- Galaxy Quest, as guessed by ladybird97
19. "But the man's a fool, he's a total mediocrity!" "No, no, he has yet to achieve mediocrity." -- Amadeus, as guessed by ladybird97
20. "I put a gun to my father's head once. Ever think like that? He was passed out. Had just been yelling at my mom over nothing. Under-cooked meat. I went to my room, I held the barrel right up to his ear, and then I chickened out again. Of course it was a BB gun but still it would have hurt like hell." -- Life As a House, as guessed by geogre
I guess I should stop at twenty... there are so many good ones!