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16 July 2008 @ 11:03 am
Bllllllllllllllllogathon!!!!  
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ewin
User Number: 446488
Date Created:2002-01-22
Number of Posts: 4,415

ewin is blogging for the American Heart Association!  This is her 1st year blogathonning, and she hopes to survive.
Strengths: Wordy as hell, endlessly inspired, refined through fire.
Weaknesses: Easily distracted.  Ooo, look, a chicken!
Special Skills: Able to stomach sardines at any time of day.  Makes fantastic pies (not containing sardines).
Weapons: Boobs-O-Death.
Schtick: Pretending that I know what I'm doing.


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People?

I NEED WRITING PROMPTS.

Those of you who don't know what that is:  a prompt is just a word or phrase that inspires an essay, scene, or story.

Since Blogathon means blogging every half hour for 24 hours, this means that I need 48 prompts total.  So please prompt me!  Leave them here in comments.  I have until the 26th to get these from you.
 
 
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Hell in August: SOUP!!!newbabel on July 16th, 2008 03:08 pm (UTC)
Piiiieeees iiiinnnnn spaaaaaaaace!
Lion's Denannbonny on July 16th, 2008 03:12 pm (UTC)
I like chickens.
ryokoturdburgler on July 16th, 2008 03:15 pm (UTC)
That thorny bush in the front yard had finally done it...
ryokoturdburgler on July 16th, 2008 03:23 pm (UTC)
When I arrived home from work, I noticed the front door of the house was unlocked.
jessxantha on July 16th, 2008 03:16 pm (UTC)
clearly you need to come up with a savory sardine pie recipe.

Edited at 2008-07-16 03:16 pm (UTC)
Mars: hyper kitties!sassysmile on July 16th, 2008 07:17 pm (UTC)
this comment is made of awesome!
luckypooka: geekluckypooka on July 16th, 2008 03:20 pm (UTC)
"Yes, you killed -this- and you stole -that- and you defeated the giant man-eating avocados of somewhere else..."
(Terry Pratchett; Interesting Times)
Stevie: rolling Pero Perosstrickl on July 16th, 2008 03:22 pm (UTC)
Turns out it wasn't fire or ice -- the way the world ended wasn't with a bang, but with an "Oops!".
Plaidplaidomatic on July 16th, 2008 04:09 pm (UTC)
1- orgasm. discuss
2- Never eat anything bigger than your head
Lion's Denannbonny on July 16th, 2008 06:27 pm (UTC)
Why do you eat cows then?
Plaidplaidomatic on July 16th, 2008 07:24 pm (UTC)
The bits of them that I eat are not bigger than my head!

I think the general rule is that the prepared dish or serving size must not be bigger than your head.
Lion's Denannbonny on July 16th, 2008 08:07 pm (UTC)
Did you just change the rules to serve your own individual needs?

Careful, that makes it my turn next ;)
Plaidplaidomatic on July 16th, 2008 08:19 pm (UTC)
I wasn't aware there were rules!
Lion's Denannbonny on July 16th, 2008 08:29 pm (UTC)
Sure there were. You just wrote them:
"2- Never eat anything bigger than your head"
"I think the general rule is..."
MASHFanficChick: Suck My Finger (Starsky)mashfanficchick on July 16th, 2008 04:55 pm (UTC)
So...what pies are next up on your agenda? :-)
luckypooka: own wordsluckypooka on July 16th, 2008 05:09 pm (UTC)
'...and a sexy short skirt.'

'Unfortunately, the room was tie-dye.'

'She never knew that it was Wednesday'

'because nail polish never dries quick enough when you are fighting crime.'

'Sometimes, I'm almost certain I don't hear things correctly.'

What is your favorite cleaning product (or brand) and why?

Pictures of the coolest space in your house.

How you would name stars, if it were up to you.

Chriscrm17 on July 16th, 2008 05:51 pm (UTC)
I had never seen a rat act so friendly.

The corn was higher than my head, leaving me wondering..

As the speedometer needle slid past 87 it occurred to me..

The store I would most like to win a shopping spree in.. The first 5 things I would grab are..

Can they really inflate that much?

The first odd thing that happens to my thinking when I get tired is..

I can drive all night as long as I have..

I think this type of music is underrated..

I use color combinations to..

My favorite kind of writing prompt is one that..
Petermaverick_weirdo on July 16th, 2008 06:00 pm (UTC)
  • What states have you been to?

  • Favorite SQL statement

  • Innie or Outie?

  • Favorite Constitutional Amendment

  • Has Adam started flirting yet?

Lion's Denannbonny on July 16th, 2008 06:28 pm (UTC)
I still like chickens.
Moonmoonchsr on July 16th, 2008 07:22 pm (UTC)
If life was a movie, how'd you cast/direct? Who'd you cast?

Which Star Trek cast was the best?!



mikebmike_b on July 16th, 2008 09:27 pm (UTC)
jerky machine
Mars: juice!sassysmile on July 16th, 2008 10:10 pm (UTC)
1) Tell us how marshmallows eventually take over the world.

2) Describe the secret dark meaning (possibly involving a cult or magic) behind the song:
There's a hole in the middle of the sea
There's a hole in the middle of the sea
There's a hole, there's a hole
There's a hole in the middle of the sea

There's a log in the hole in the middle of the sea
There's a log in the hole in the middle of the sea
There's a log, there's a log
There's a log in the hole in the middle of the sea

There's a bump on the log in the hole
In the middle of the sea
There's a bump on the log in the hole
In the middle of the sea
There's a bump, there's a bump
There's a bump on the log in the hole
In the middle of the sea

There's a frog on the bump on the log
In the hole in the middle of the sea
There's a frog on the bump on the log
In the hole in the middle of the sea
There's a frog, there's a frog
There's a frog on the bump on the log
In the hole in the middle of the sea

There's a fly on the frog on the bump on the log
In the hole in the middle of the sea
There's a fly on the frog on the bump on the log
In the hole in the middle of the sea
There's a fly, there's a fly
There's a fly on the frog on the bump on the log
In the hole in the middle of the sea

There's a wing on the fly on the frog
On the bump on the log in the hole
In the middle of the sea
There's a wing on the fly on the frog
On the bump on the log in the hole
In the middle of the sea
There's a wing, there's a wing
There's a wing on the fly on the frog
On the bump on the log in the hole
In the middle of the sea

There's a flea on the wing on the fly
On the frog on the bump on the log
In the hole in the middle of the sea
There's a flea on the wing on the fly
On the frog on the bump on the log
In the hole in the middle of the sea
There's a flea, there's a flea
There's a flea on the wing on the fly
On the frog on the bump on the log
In the hole in the middle of the sea?

3) Create a backstory for the old wives' tale of cats eating the faces off old maids. BUT, make it happy, like for children, if possible.

More?


teacherla on July 16th, 2008 11:59 pm (UTC)
Off-the-cuff Prompts
Most meaningful foods.

Funny juxtapositions.

That time you made a discovery.
Thompson C. J.enchant on July 17th, 2008 12:38 am (UTC)
facing my worst fear

the safe word is BROCOLLI

forgive me for the cruel way I tore out your eyes and fed them to the cat.

written in glitter: "sperm dumpster"

How I met my friend Thompson, and why she is the key to my unlocking of the question, what is the answer to life the universe and everything.

Serenity's secret

Pamper-me ButtlerMan!

I forgive myself ...

Kiss me where it smells funny

How do I love thee, let me count the ways...

A trout and a chicken walk into a bar...
bartender says "we don't serve trout here"
the trout...

No-one wears pants at my parties.

eep! eep! The wild eep! emerges...
Stevie: busysstrickl on July 17th, 2008 04:56 am (UTC)
As he passed by, I realized he had no face.

... and the graveyards of the rusted automobiles.

Monkey see, monkey do.

Richard died, but there'd been a clerical error.

I jumped on the T at Kendall and got off at Akihabara.

Death on a Vespa

We reached the distress signal just as the ship exploded, taking out our life support. We turned on our distress signal...
Lion's Denannbonny on July 17th, 2008 05:39 am (UTC)
No seriously, I really love chickens. You could write about celebrity chickens, chicken care and growth, varieties and breeding history of chickens, chicken for show, chicken farming, chicken personality and psychology, chicken poetry, chicken pathology, chickens you have known... and then there's that whole egg thing.

Also, I find ozarque's lj blog a great source of ideas
Adamslipjig on July 18th, 2008 01:41 am (UTC)
"One boxful of twisted, mangled steel. That was all I had to work with."