I beam with pride to be able to tell you: today I received in the mail a notification card that I have been selected to be scammed by The National Scholars Honor Society (est. MCMXCVII -- which I can read with no real problem these days).
I'm not sure I merit the honor of being their faux-award sucker of the day, and so, it is with real regret that I must decline.
(Can I put it on my resume anyway? "Was not taken in by legal scams perpetrated by fake honors societies.")