Wiseacre (ewin) wrote,
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In which I, regrettably, rediscover McSweeneys


The latest article in McSweeney's appears to be a compendium (or contest) of esoteric food reviews sent in by readers.  It's very, very long.  I could probably sit and read it all day, too.

Excerpt:
Odwalla Strawberry C Monster Fruit Smoothie

Submitted by Jacob Barron

In their quest to supply lonely office workers with a weapon to combat the threat of weather-weary immune systems, the Odwalla juice company seems to have forgotten to remove the stems from any of the strawberries before juicing them.

And other such gems.
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