The latest article in McSweeney's appears to be a compendium (or contest) of esoteric food reviews sent in by readers. It's very, very long. I could probably sit and read it all day, too.
Odwalla Strawberry C Monster Fruit Smoothie
Submitted by Jacob Barron
In their quest to supply lonely office workers with a weapon to combat the threat of weather-weary immune systems, the Odwalla juice company seems to have forgotten to remove the stems from any of the strawberries before juicing them.
And other such gems.