Here's where you leave them. Got any fractured carols? Know any spoofs? Feeling creative? Anything from the titillating to the mildly silly to the macabre is welcome.
I did this in 2004, for reference.
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Edit: just found this...
The Christmas Song
Chipmunks roasting on an open fire,
rabbit stew boiling in a pot.
Although it's been said many times, many ways,
at Christmas you can eat a lot.
You can eat a lot of
chipmunks roasting (etc.)
On the third time through, swing to "This Is The Song That Never Ends"
What I've REALLY discovered is that it's truly dismaying (and disgusting) how very few Christmas Carol spoofs of any real quality can be found on the internets. Oh internets. How hast thou fail-ed me.
I'd better get my pen out again.