uglor just posted this.
Save the Sea Kittens!
This is a new campaign by PETA to make fish cuter, and thus, harder to kill and eat.
It's... amazing. I can't even mock it. All I can do is stand back in awe and admire it. It's like the best kind of performance art.
(Of course there are serious implications here... like the backing of what some would consider a firm moral stance with the fickle and feeble sensibilities held by most 3rd grade girls... but just ignore those for now. You can't make this stuff up. Enjoy it.)
Remember, kids: Nobody would hurt a Sea Kitten!