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10 January 2009 @ 02:09 pm
But wait, there's more!  

uglor just posted this.

Save the Sea Kittens!

This is a new campaign by PETA to make fish cuter, and thus, harder to kill and eat.

It's... amazing.  I can't even mock it.  All I can do is stand back in awe and admire it.  It's like the best kind of performance art.

(Of course there are serious implications here... like the backing of what some would consider a firm moral stance with the fickle and feeble sensibilities held by most 3rd grade girls... but just ignore those for now.  You can't make this stuff up.  Enjoy it.)

Remember, kids:  Nobody would hurt a Sea Kitten!
 
 
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MASHFanficChick: Wow are you stupid (CJ Cregg)mashfanficchick on January 10th, 2009 07:20 pm (UTC)
My comment on this campaign was that now The Onion doesn't have to worry about mocking PETA, as it's doing a perfectly wonderful job on its own. :-)
Wiseacreewin on January 10th, 2009 07:21 pm (UTC)
I know! I tried to mock it and failed. It's a self-mocking system!
MASHFanficChick: Happy Bunny: Notes On Who Pisses Us Offmashfanficchick on January 10th, 2009 07:47 pm (UTC)
Exactly! Except, tragically, y'know...it's not as though they're mocking themselves so it'll look dumb if we do it. They're FREAKING DEADLY SERIOUS!
luckypooka: cutiesluckypooka on January 10th, 2009 07:21 pm (UTC)
That's a strange site. Making my own sea kittens was fun, though. :)
Wiseacreewin on January 10th, 2009 07:22 pm (UTC)
I made an elephant tuna, that was kinda cool. (I wonder what elephant tastes like?)
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Wiseacreewin on January 10th, 2009 10:33 pm (UTC)
You learn something new on the internet every day.
Harfafnorharfafnor on January 10th, 2009 07:33 pm (UTC)
Still, this makes me sick to my stomach.
Johna_dodecahedron on January 10th, 2009 07:39 pm (UTC)
I've not only eaten a sea kitten, to catch it I stabbed a metal hook into a dirt kitten.
Wiseacreewin on January 10th, 2009 07:40 pm (UTC)
*snicker*
Xandre: Mealtime Cthulhufox_bard on January 10th, 2009 07:41 pm (UTC)
MMMmmmmm... Cat Sushi!!!!
Wiseacreewin on January 10th, 2009 11:22 pm (UTC)
You know, it only just now occurred to me what HORRIFYING CANNIBALS my cats are.
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Wiseacreewin on January 10th, 2009 11:22 pm (UTC)
Or maybe it's counter espionage? That I could almost believe. :)
Hostes alienigeni me abduxerunt. Qui annus est?: whoopsfreyja on January 10th, 2009 11:34 pm (UTC)
bizarre
... why... kittens? with the success of finding nemo and other such fish propaganda can't they be made cute enough on their own merits now? why pretend they're animals they're not?
Радаdigitalemur on January 11th, 2009 04:02 am (UTC)
Thank you tasty sea kittens, for my delicious sushi dinner tonight, love, me and adularia.
Davidkrinchan on January 11th, 2009 03:28 pm (UTC)
Did you read the Sea Kitten Bedtime Stories?

And we wonder why our children are so fucked up.
Tigresstigress666 on January 11th, 2009 06:08 pm (UTC)
Yes, but have you seen the "Cooking Mama kills animals" flash game that Peta had for Thanksgiving?

That's just awesome! Particularly if you get a meaner than mama score.