Wiseacre (ewin) wrote,
Wiseacre
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Exercise is fun!


Drawkcab Ewin: I want one of those nifty exercise machines.
BatzRadio: what, wii fit? :D
Drawkcab Ewin: Er, no, like a ... stair swinger or Bone Cruncher XXX or some shit.  ;)
BatzRadio: Bone Cruncher XXX sounds the title of a porn series
BatzRadio: of course you were probably thinking the same thing when you saw it
Drawkcab Ewin: I made it up  :)
BatzRadio: uh-huh.
Drawkcab Ewin: You know they all have stupid names though.

We proceeded to come up with the following list of bad names for exercise machines:

GRANDMA PUSHER
ZITPOPPER
AB MEATER
MEAT BEATER
STEAK SLAMMER
CLIMBER HAMMER
LUNCH TAKER
CLOWN PUNCHER
FLAMING ASSMINDER
THE PATENTED HORSE SLAPPER EX
HORSE BALLER
MELON SMASHER
THIGHS-O-MATIC
FAT MOLESTER
THE INCREDIBLE THUMB WRESTLER 9000

You are hereby invited to participate.
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