Wiseacre (ewin) wrote,
Wiseacre
ewin

My tweets

  • Wed, 14:27: Nora Ephron... I'll miss you. You could make a trite plot concept sparkle with wit and magical, honest dialogue. RIP.
  • Wed, 14:33: RT @TheBloggess: http://t.co/jywJ5ukM How to tell if you're a troll.
  • Wed, 14:37: I await the day we can have a movie about a plucky redheaded gal doing adventures without it deliberately centering around a BIG DISCUSSION.
  • Wed, 14:40: I further await the day when bucking traditional gender roles doesn't instantly denote sexual orientation. Even if it makes it hard to tell.
  • Wed, 17:12: Dove wrapper: "Feel the sun on your face." SEE, BOSS? DOVE WANTS ME TO GO OUTSIDE! ARE YOU GONNA ARGUE WITH DOVE? YOU CAN'T ARGUE WITH DOVE!
  • Wed, 17:18: One of those rare days when Google just says "Google" and not, like, "A goose, two tire swings, and a boner with two testes (one dangling)."
  • Wed, 17:25: I still attempt to twoosh with every single tweet. It's difficult, and occasionally requires a thesaurus. Also requires cheating. ... yes. .
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