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11 July 2012 @ 08:00 am
My tweets  
  • Tue, 13:16: Tailgating someone for driving too slowly is equivalent to putting a gun to someone's head for taking too long in the grocery checkout line.
  • Tue, 13:23: RT @nicolebrett: Small Crimes - There is nothing to remember but the swish of her housedress. For every man who blows smoke... http://t. ...
  • Tue, 13:25: If you are a Benedict Cumberbatch fan and don't know the song, seriously, GET WITH THE PROGRAM. http://t.co/VBorCWUD
  • Tue, 13:28: *sigh* I want to be like all the cool people at work with all their mortgages and their drywall contractors and stuff. *mope*
  • Tue, 13:29: But I replaced a phone jack the other night! That's pretty cool, right?
  • Tue, 14:52: RT @OMGFacts: Helminthophobia is the fear of worms
  • Tue, 14:56: Throwing a baseball at the speed of light. http://t.co/l1XHDYKn (via @ryanqnorth) Wow. I am so happy right now. :D
  • Tue, 14:59: RT @SteveMartinToGo: I asked my hairdresser for 50 shades of gray and she slugged me.
  • Tue, 16:20: RT @Oatmeal: I need this letterhead RT @alpower: and you can tell Tesla was awesome just by his letterhead alone http://t.co/OVuQxtuj #H ...