Fri, 14:07: Dove wrapper: "Think of something that makes you smile." The cli-- okay, I really need to stop doing that.
Fri, 16:18: RT @BitsyJiggles: I resent having to poop. We should've evolved past the need. It should come out a zippered compartment in a scented ba ...
Fri, 17:39: I want a t-shirt that says "My other shirt is at home, playing Minecraft".
Fri, 19:25: RT @dudecraft: If I had a vintage furniture store, I'd call it Periodic Tables.
