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01 August 2012 @ 08:00 am
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  • Tue, 13:01: Someone actually did this. http://t.co/8BT2f5hU
  • Tue, 14:13: RT @ferretthimself: I should probably stop giggling whenever the announcers say that someone is "one of the world's best breast strokers ...
  • Tue, 14:15: RT @the_deep_magic: How do these athletes keep from punching the interviewers? "So, how did it feel to LOSE? You know, when you LOST. Wh ...
  • Tue, 14:18: In four more years, my training will have prepared me to enter the Olympics for the Synchronized Gum-Chewing Event. All I need is a partner.
  • Tue, 14:21: Dove wrapper: "Live in the present." Especially if someone just gave you a house.
  • Tue, 18:54: The ratio of people to cake is too big.