- Wed, 14:20: RT @WeirdHorse: I'm a horse
- Wed, 14:21: RT @neilhimself: Best. Warning. EVER. http://t.co/fVWVbZlo
- Wed, 14:22: RT @Caissie: "If genius is really 1% inspiration & 99% perspiration, then geniuses are 100% gross!" - Caissie St.Onge
- Wed, 14:22: RT @sianheder: Every time I feel an earthquake I panic because I can't remember if doorways are good or bad.
- Wed, 14:25: Scis. Sisters I love you truly, but wtf is this "Kiki" song? It's just about the worst thing I have ever heard. Let's have a something-else.
- Wed, 15:04: Two Dove wrappers: "Shut out the world for just one moment." "Lose yourself in a moment." So in a moment, I'm going to create a singularity.
- Wed, 15:42: All I'm gonna say is that I have a birthday every single year. http://t.co/LmVEzFx0
- Wed, 15:47: RT @kate_leth: If you are a smoothie bar and you don't have a drink called 50 Shades of Grape then I don't even know how to help you