Wiseacre (ewin) wrote,
Wiseacre
ewin

My tweets

  • Thu, 15:23: Dear Google: the wolf rots in prison after having its intestines ripped out? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! #worsethantheoriginal
  • Thu, 17:42: RT @elkaraokegrande: congratulations to macadamia for winning its 28th consecutive nut of the year award
  • Thu, 17:42: RT @badbanana: Sleighbells ring, are you listening? In the lane, ARE YOU LISTENING? I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!
  • Thu, 17:58: Steam has Braid for sale, ten bucks. In totally unrelated news, nobody will hear from me for the next few weeks. #steamisbadforme
  • Fri, 00:55: It's #gamingnight!
  • Fri, 01:04: Roldaire's daughter has been stolen by undead! Roldaire must be PISSED. #gamingnight
  • Fri, 01:13: We have a half-orc rogue. That's a little like having a dwarf ballerina. #gamingnight
  • Fri, 01:14: We start off tonight's adventure with... a nap! Group nap. Had to be done. Last session ended with a boss. #gamingnight
  • Fri, 01:18: There is a stream of perfectly clear water with a poem saying it will heal us. "I cast detect magic." "Yes! It is magical." #gamingnight
  • Fri, 01:21: The GM's map design is two blocks larger than the drawing surface. He's making interesting disgruntled sounds. #gamingnight
  • Fri, 01:26: We're in a room with a blue fungus. There are three large dead rats and one dead giant frog. #gamingnight
  • Fri, 01:28: We have a paladin. No matter what, I can't envision a paladin without a horse. He doesn't have a horse, but I see it anyway. #gamingnight
  • Fri, 01:33: The paladin is carrying a scythe. "A scythe?" "He's a paladin of agriculture!" #gamingnight
  • Fri, 01:35: "I roll 16 initiative." "Sixty?" "Yes. Sixty. I'm done with the fight before you even know there is one. Also the next fight." #gamingnight
  • Fri, 01:38: RT @VictorQuinaz: B*tch please, I got miles to go before I sleep. -Tyler Perry's The Road Not Taken
  • Fri, 01:43: My character is from Chelax. Yup, that's right folks, I'm Chelaxian. #gamingnight
  • Fri, 01:46: One of our characters is a self-defined nerd. He even has a medieval-style inhaler. #gamingnight
  • Fri, 01:47: One of our characters is named Crod, and we're fighting a giant frog. This is cause for some confusion. #gamingnight
  • Fri, 01:52: "The frog tries to bite you." "Wait, hold on, I can't even picture that." #gamingnight
  • Fri, 01:58: "The frog dies." "FROG LEGS!" #gamingnight
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