- Fri, 00:20: It's #gamingnight, and we are starting a new campaign! #iwillnowdieofnotsurprise
- Fri, 00:28: We have been contacted by a dodgy woman named Janoven and invited to a plotifically significant dinner. #gamingnight
- Fri, 00:32: We're at Vizio's Tavern now. Making diagrams, presumably. #gamingnight
- Fri, 00:43: "A teenager stumbles into the room. You all feel completely superior to him, as you are all at least two years older." #gamingnight
- Fri, 00:47: "Who's in charge, here?" "There is a mayor, and he is reasonably priced." #gamingnight
- Fri, 00:49: My character is a half-orc barbarian rapper named T Hugs. #gamingnight
- Fri, 00:51: One of our party is actually of the species "rat-folk". This would be a first. #gamingnight
- Fri, 00:53: Now we're in the sewers. Our rat-folk member is very happy. #gamingnight
- Fri, 01:02: Three of us just fell into the sewer flow. The GM is unreasonably gleeful about this. #gamingnight
- Fri, 01:15: "Is there anything on the walls that is climbable?" "There's filth." "Climbable filth?" #gamingnight
- Fri, 01:28: Cleric go boom. (In a good way. Two zombies die. We like it when clerics go boom.) #gamingnight
- Fri, 01:33: "I hit the skeleton." "Roll for damage." "Sixteen points of damage." "What skeleton?" #gamingnight
- Fri, 01:41: "You see a mark on the wall." "Is it another arrow?" "No, it's a note saying 'Stop marking on the damn walls!'" #gamingnight
- Fri, 01:43: "You come to a pool of... fluid. Later there is a drop..." "There's a poo-fall!" "Then a lift..." "Oh, it's a poo-FOUNTAIN!" #gamingnight
- Fri, 02:03: We meet some goblins. They speak "burp", apparently. #gamingnight
- Fri, 02:06: "More undead, heading your way!" "I push the 'Easy' button!" #gamingnight
- Fri, 02:13: I have rolled three 1s with three different dice. I'm about to ask Cat to start rolling for me. #gamingnight #thedicehateme
- Fri, 02:15: "I have acid dart..." "Acid dirt?" "ERMAHGERD, ERCERD DERT!" #gamingnight
- Fri, 02:21: We have a wizard. Therefore we have an automatically successful grease spell. #gamingnight On a one-man-width path... in a sewer.
- Fri, 02:22: "So... the Hellknights... go into the poo." #gamingnight
- Fri, 02:25: "I need to turn off this light..." "Well, take your sun rod and shove it where the... wait." #gamingnight
- Fri, 02:34: "I cast detect douchebaggery." #gamingnight
- Fri, 02:56: All I can say is that we won the day with the creative use of an "Enlarge Person" spell. #gamingnight
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