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19 January 2013 @ 07:00 am
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  • Fri, 16:18: RT @Fake_Dispatch: My friend Greg said he took a Hobbit sized shit this morning. That could mean two completely different things.
  • Fri, 16:19: RT @50ShedsofGrey: She wanted to try phone sex so I pretended to be an IT support guy. It turned her off at first. Then it turned her on ...
  • Fri, 16:20: RT @carolynhax: A life of giving advice is to walk the finest of lines - Era over. What a strange institution it is, the advice colu... ...