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01 June 2013 @ 09:33 pm
Signs you've been playing too much Minecraft  

Signs You've Been Playing Too Much Minecraft

1.  All trees look like either an oak or a spruce to you.

2.  You are irrationally upset that there's no way to repair a hoe.

3.  Anything that makes a hissing noise sends you into a whirling, shrieking panic.

4.  You've ever uttered the phrase, "Dang, what the hell am I going to do with all these diamonds?"

5.  You refuse to jump, because you think it will make you hungry.

6.  You wonder why clouds aren't square.  (And sheep.  And giant mushrooms.  And the sun.)

7.  You think that setting a cow on fire is a reasonable way to make a steak.

8.  You like to keep a cat around you at all times, just in case.

9.  "Silk touch" is not a high-end women's razor.

10.  You think it's normal in a game to have to create your own bosses.

11.  You wish you had a snowman who threw snowballs at your enemies.

12.  Jack-o-lanterns are a valid decorating statement, all year round.

13.  Nodding at other people agreeably is the only way you ever need to socialize.

14.  You actually have been living in a hole in the ground for the last year.

15.  You don't blink at the sight of a purple sheep.

16.  You have worked very hard to make lava your friend.

17.  You can't eat cake until you put it down.

18.  You ran through the house whooping with joy on the day that chickens began to eat wheat seeds.

19.  You've gotten yourself into fatal trouble with an Efficiency V shovel or pick.

And the number one sign that you've been playing too much Minecraft:

20.  You can only sleep at night.
rogue equestrian: eowyn bananaelvinborn on June 8th, 2013 01:03 am (UTC)
Happy Birthday!!!
May the coming year be full of good things :)