My tweets

Mon, 13:01: Only in Minecraft can you go to bed with a fishing pole in your hand. #minecraft
Mon, 13:28: I have committed the unholiest of unholies and put my cast iron dutch oven into the dishwasher. #pleasedontkillme
Mon, 13:28: I had to! I had no choice! The thing was so filthy I couldn't even touch it anymore! I'll re-season it as soon as I get it out. #penitent
Mon, 13:33: I also sharpen my knives regularly with a cheap sharpener. #confessionisgoodforthesoul
Mon, 14:09: Later: the dutch oven survived, but it was HIGHLY offended.
Tue, 04:30: RT @UrsulaV: I've never figured out why so many of our D&D enemies feel compelled to ask "Are you an idiot?"
Tue, 04:30: RT @UrsulaV: If we had good SAT scores, we wouldn't be adventurers! We'd have real jobs!