- Tue, 12:06: .@GeorgeDoggett Boooooo... Shazam didn't know two songs on Album 88. I have teh sad. :(
- Tue, 14:30: RT @michaeljnelson: April Fool's Day: a 24-hour period dedicated to morning DJ-style humor.
- Tue, 16:45: RT @Kaboobi: GUYS GUYS GUYS HOMESTAR RUNNER UPDATED AND IT'S NOT AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE http://t.co/mYuaAZ45bU
- Tue, 16:47: RT @badbanana: "A big, bold gray that pairs perfectly with gray meat." - Color-blind Wine Critic
- Tue, 16:57: Lunch: roast turkey, blackberries, avocado, water. My stomach keeps sending me little notes of, "Hey, you're joking, right?" #diet
- Tue, 17:05: My own personal hell: I have had the "Seagram's Golden Wine Cooler" song stuck in my head FOR TWO DAYS. #thismarksmyage