- Thu, 12:43: RT @barnescepter: I WANT THIS ON A SHIRT OMG https://t.co/P8hBe1FMR1
- Thu, 12:45: I feel a disturbance in the Fandoms... as though millions of fans from two distinct fandoms just saw their favorite idols on a date.
- Thu, 23:01: OMG OMG OMG, guess what? It's #GAMINGNIGHT.
- Thu, 23:09: We ended our last session with a tremblor attack, beginning this session with a lovely post-tremblor gathering of the minds. #gamingnight
- Thu, 23:10: "Stop shitting on the Jedi!" "I have to shit on the Jedi." #gamingnight
- Thu, 23:12: Now we're making jokes about "The Most Interesting Paladin In The World". #gamingnight
- Thu, 23:18: Tremblors work a little bit like Dune's sandworms; they respond to rhythm on the ground. #Ihavenorhythm #Iamsafe #gamingnight
- Thu, 23:21: "So basically this entire planet naturally selects for jazz." #gamingnight
- Thu, 23:22: "But not good jazz, bad jazz. Like the kind with one guy playing a flute and another guy on a snare drum that he doesn't play." #gamingnight
- Thu, 23:28: Naturally we discussed #TomHiddleston and #TaylorSwift. "She's up all night to get Loki." #gamingnight
- Fri, 00:02: "Please don't kill her. She's really nice. And I have the slightest chance of maybe sleeping with her someday." #gamingnight
- Fri, 00:03: "Barnabas is the master of profanity in many languages!" #gamingnight
- Fri, 00:11: "The mountains explode out of the plain before you..." Cue ten minutes of jokes about mountains jumping out and going, "BOO!" #gamingnight
- Fri, 00:25: I'm being stealthy now! I'm EXCELLENT at being stealthy, but you'd never know it. I'm too stealthy for you to know. #gamingnight
- Fri, 00:39: RT @Sosowski: I thought toungues and teeth would be a funny addition to Mosh Pit Simulator. This is straight from hell. https://t.co/KnqD2H…
- Fri, 00:39: Roll vigilance! Something plotty and violent is about to happen! #gamingnight
- Fri, 00:46: We're fighting thorny-horny cockroaches about the size of medium-sized dogs. It's the horny part that worries me. #gamingnight
- Fri, 00:55: "I roll three triumphs." "The roaches basically disintegrate into a pile of fail." #gamingnight
- Fri, 01:01: https://t.co/goZBB9R2U9 I'm Comic Sans, Asshole.
- Fri, 01:04: There is one very tenacious bug left. "Actually not anymore." "Oh, okay." There are no bugs left. #gamingnight
- Fri, 01:06: "Wait, what weapon did you use? Nevermind, as long as it's anything but your cock, you killed it." "KILL IT WITH YOUR COCK!" #gamingnight
- Fri, 01:09: "I am NOT going to kill it with my cock." "It would have been colorful and interesting!" #gamingnight
- Fri, 01:15: "Oh Josh, you <<REDACTED>>." #gamingnight
- Fri, 01:23: We managed to sneak past the group of Stormtroopers, who are... watching Carmen Miranda perform?! #gamingnight
- Fri, 01:40: Carmen Miranda is a rebel alliance spy?!! #gamingnight
- Fri, 01:44: "The sun leaps from behind the mountains..." "WHEE! Why do things keep jumping out at us?!" #gamingnight
- Fri, 01:55: We accomplished our mission and decide to start the next one. At which point, all hell broke loose. #gamingnight #nevertrustaGM
- Fri, 01:59: Now we're performing surgery while in free-fall. #gamingnight #wtf #noreallyImeanwtf
- Fri, 02:02: We made it safely to the ground. TUNE IN NEXT TIME, FORRRRR... #GAMINGNIGHT
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